Calling a 10-34 on the penguin.
This fashion delinquent is Rizwan Beyg. Don’t let this tiny bundle of flame fool you, he is a serious criminal, trafficking bad fashion statements to the masses of Pakistan.
Baby steps:
There are more colors aside from black.
F**K it. Frankly, this shirt makes you look like a midget. The sleeves cut off your already T-Rex arms. The glasses are not working on your face cut and the hair is really really old, by style, we mean. And your Spencer-esque flesh beard looks more like you tanned half your face.
Sentenced to a month’s subscription to GQ.
Repeat offender and Serial tacky dresser is Amina Haq. Once the epitome of beauty from head to toe, is just pretty, head up.
Citation 1: The slouchy dress, thinking you may hide something makes you look more suspicious.
Citation 2: The ankle sandals, cutting off your petite legs take vital inches off your stout frame.
Citation 3: Center parting of the hair, widens the face.
What! Moshin is on this list. But he was such a good boy, it’s the gang I tell ya, he’s being framed.
We’ll not framed in that outfit at least.
Who invited Kim Jong Il to PFDC.
That’s all we can say.
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Fashion fender bender flashback offender has hit a double whammy with this.
Oh Nieni! Do you think that Ross and Rachel will get back together! Hmmm….do you?
Twice, in the same fashion week with that hair –do is punishable by Fashion Law Sector 5, Case # what were you thinking!!!!!
The red number is soooo safe and cliché.
The ill-fitting “Trench” and hair is further strengthening our case.
